Thursday, May 26, 2005

I am Woman, Hear Me Roar (or Not)



Your Brain is 60.00% Female, 40.00% Male
Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female
You are both sensitive and savvy
Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed
But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve




Hmmmm...

This guy read my palm once, he said I should've been born a man. Dunno how to take that. On the one hand, am slightly flattered - means I'm not as girly as most. Don't get me wrong, girly can be good, but when taken to the extremes (walking around with an umbrella even when IT'S NOT SUNNY, wearing those ridiculous lacy arm covering things when driving) it just makes me want to smack someone.

Aaanyway.

On the other hand, am insulted. What, does this mean that I'm butch? Heaven forbid. I think I'm as female as they come. It just so happens that I also like paintballing (a predominantly male sport) and go-karting(ditto) and don't particularly care if I tan(actually I do, but I only whine after the fact) or scar(ditto). Oh, and I'm also a good driver. The things I have to say about a large number of female drivers out there will have pride of place in its own blog. You have been warned.

Well, at least the test above sorta vindicates me - I'd rather like to think I'm a half-and-half, a mixture of both male and female, the whole complete yin/yang sorta shit. And I LIKE myself, which is a strange and slightly narcissistic thing to say, but there you go. If everybody liked themselves, the world would be a better place. So screw the people who want me to be more feminine or be the helpless, wilting violet who is just waiting to be saved by a big strong man. I can save myself, and perhaps his sorry ass too. :P

Here endeth the rant.