I Shall Never Make Fun of Ukelele Players Again

Jake Shimabukuro, uke player with mad skillz.

Gosh, if I weren't married, I'd SO date him. EEEeeeeEEEEE! He makes my ears *and* heart flutter.

And guys? Wanna get laid? Learn to play "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" on the guitar. Pronto.