Did You Miss Me?

Errr.



Yes. I admit it.

I was kidnapped by aliens. Who performed unspeakable atrocities on my helpless body.

Don't ask. I said it was unspeakable, you freaks!

Ahem.

A lot of things have happened to me in the past year (yes, it's been a year, not like anyone's noticed).



Mood: Ashamed, Embarassed and Thoroughly Mortified